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February 10, 2012 4:57 pm
thefrogman:

I realize I might get in trouble for making this post. Tumblr HQ is not a huge fan of Missing e. But Jeremy is my friend and there is a fucking travesty happening right now. 
Jeremy is trying to win a Shorty Award for best app. He has put countless hours into Missing e, and he has done it all for free. I looked to see how the votes were going when I discovered something horrible. Unfathomable. Terrorizing. Really really really fucked up.
Missing e is in second place to this.

Let me give you the description of this “app.”
“Are you a true Jasminator? Get up close and personal with your favorite pop star Jasmine Villegas and learn everything there is to know about the spunky singer! For Jasmine V fans, there’s no greater app than this one!”
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Let’s delve a little deeper. I didn’t know who the hell Jasmine V was. It turns out she is a singer. Okay… so let’s hear some of her music. 
Did you listen to it? Did you stab your ears with a fork? I did.
So what do you get with this Jasminator app? Let’s look at some screenshots!

OMG HANDBAGS!

OH GOD PLEASE GIVE ME THE LOWDOWN!!

Okay those are pretty cute. Murder on the ankles though, amirite?

WAIT, YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THERE WERE MAKEUP TIPS! I CHANGED MY MIND. THIS APP IS GREAT!
There is one more thing I think I should mention. As I said before, Missing e is free to download. The Jasmine V app?

This cannot be allowed to happen. I think even tumblr would admit this is just wrong as wrong can be. 
BUT WE CAN FIX IT.
Currently the vote tally is 1129 to 884. That is nothing. If everyone who reads this post votes we can destroy that. 
All you need to do is going to the Missing e nomination page and tweet your vote. 
DO IT NOW.
Please. PLEASE. For the love of bacon, do not let the Jasminators win this. 

I don’t use Missing E. However, this Jasmine V app needs to die.

thefrogman:

I realize I might get in trouble for making this post. Tumblr HQ is not a huge fan of Missing e. But Jeremy is my friend and there is a fucking travesty happening right now. 

Jeremy is trying to win a Shorty Award for best app. He has put countless hours into Missing e, and he has done it all for free. I looked to see how the votes were going when I discovered something horrible. Unfathomable. Terrorizing. Really really really fucked up.

Missing e is in second place to this.

Let me give you the description of this “app.”

“Are you a true Jasminator? Get up close and personal with your favorite pop star Jasmine Villegas and learn everything there is to know about the spunky singer! For Jasmine V fans, there’s no greater app than this one!”

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

Let’s delve a little deeper. I didn’t know who the hell Jasmine V was. It turns out she is a singer. Okay… so let’s hear some of her music

Did you listen to it? Did you stab your ears with a fork? I did.

So what do you get with this Jasminator app? Let’s look at some screenshots!

OMG HANDBAGS!

OH GOD PLEASE GIVE ME THE LOWDOWN!!

Okay those are pretty cute. Murder on the ankles though, amirite?

WAIT, YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THERE WERE MAKEUP TIPS! I CHANGED MY MIND. THIS APP IS GREAT!

There is one more thing I think I should mention. As I said before, Missing e is free to download. The Jasmine V app?

This cannot be allowed to happen. I think even tumblr would admit this is just wrong as wrong can be. 

BUT WE CAN FIX IT.

Currently the vote tally is 1129 to 884. That is nothing. If everyone who reads this post votes we can destroy that. 

All you need to do is going to the Missing e nomination page and tweet your vote. 

DO IT NOW.

Please. PLEASE. For the love of bacon, do not let the Jasminators win this. 

I don’t use Missing E. However, this Jasmine V app needs to die.

(via pleatedjeans)

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    If you’ve got a Twitter and are using Missing E and loving it—COME ON. Just vote.
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    I don’t use Missing E. However, this Jasmine V app needs to die.
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    Who the fuck is Jasmine V.
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    I only know that girl as the chick from the “Baby” video. Goooood for her.
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    Missing e is losing to this?!
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    GO GO GO! Missing e is in first but the margin needs to be MUCH bigger!
  33. happy--the-hard--way said: Okay, For bacon.
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