Delicious Scratchassfruit

January 2, 2012 11:23 am
Allenmas is coming up

Despite the joking “I’ve gotta birthday coming up” messages I post on Twitter and livre de faeces, I generally ask people to donate to specific charities in my name for my birthday. Well, this year, I’m feeling a little greedy (read: broke because all my money’s going to spoil some kids). If you are so inclined, please to be feeling free to purchase me something nice. If you would like to send me a gift that’s not on the list, message me.

The list of charities will still be coming. That’s still my primary birthday wish. However, I am not gonna spurn prezzies.