Delicious Scratchassfruit

October 21, 2014 2:21 am
Delicious Scratchassfruit turned 5 today!

Delicious Scratchassfruit turned 5 today!

October 15, 2014 3:05 am

oj-pony-blood:

Last year: spoopy
This year: fuckboy

October 14, 2014 5:34 am
spoopychins:

thEY SAY duRING THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SELFIE SPOOPYCHINS WILL PHOTOBOMB IT

spoopychins:

thEY SAY duRING THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SELFIE SPOOPYCHINS WILL PHOTOBOMB IT

October 12, 2014 12:26 am
chicklikemeblog:

pearlsnapbutton:

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
OH YEAH
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.Or kick you outOr send you to reprogramming campsOr sterilize youOr murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

^^^

^^^ also like, queer people get asked all them there questions too on top of everything else. Often even still dismissing our identities and orientations while doing so.

chicklikemeblog:

pearlsnapbutton:

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE

OH YEAH

TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL

TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET

AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET

AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET

once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you

Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

^^^

^^^ also like, queer people get asked all them there questions too on top of everything else. Often even still dismissing our identities and orientations while doing so.

October 8, 2014 3:39 am
choochoobear:

itswalky:

wonder-meathead:

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Slime
helpful additional reading

ohh fuck off dave willis you fucking talentless, fucking slimeball, dickface amateur.thanks for making a comic about this cunt with such nuanced commentary that I could never have formulated with my own working brain.and thank you for the lack of a punchline, other than you taking the piss out of an asshole from the safety of people’s unanimous hatred.fucking neanderthal



David Willis: The Sweetest Man The Internet Hates

choochoobear:

itswalky:

wonder-meathead:

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Slime

helpful additional reading

ohh fuck off dave willis you fucking talentless, fucking slimeball, dickface amateur.

thanks for making a comic about this cunt with such nuanced commentary that I could never have formulated with my own working brain.

and thank you for the lack of a punchline, other than you taking the piss out of an asshole from the safety of people’s unanimous hatred.

fucking neanderthal

David Willis: The Sweetest Man The Internet Hates

October 1, 2014 12:45 am

C&H

thebeagleking:

Reblog if you like candy or have ever killed a person. 

September 29, 2014 2:27 am
queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

(via thebeagleking)

September 28, 2014 1:38 am
inquiringcharlie:

chelseawelseyknight:

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

2319

I want this shirt. Seriously. Someone make me this shirt. 

inquiringcharlie:

chelseawelseyknight:

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

2319

I want this shirt. Seriously. Someone make me this shirt. 

(Source: ramsayc1, via thebeagleking)

1:35 am
One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things does not belong…

One of these things is not like the others.

One of these things does not belong…

September 22, 2014 12:53 am

the-sun-is-on-fire:

My personal favorites in response to Sam Pepper’s video

September 12, 2014 10:01 am 9:28 am
"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

and I’m still worth it // R.R. (x)

(via thebeagleking)

August 26, 2014 5:16 am
thegeorgiacoughlan:

I’ve always wanted to get murdered by a pretend gynaecologist fetishist.

thegeorgiacoughlan:

I’ve always wanted to get murdered by a pretend gynaecologist fetishist.

August 19, 2014 2:10 am August 7, 2014 6:56 am
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